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Tweak says, "There's a shoe in my pizza"

aom_npc_nine (aom_npc_nine) wrote,
@ 2008-01-10 01:22:00

Current mood:	giggly
Current music:	incubus / anna molly
Entry tags:	011008, gwen

gwen // entry two
So what the shit is this? I come back and it's like a god damn morgue around here! What the hell kidlets? Come on, now. We have people to fuck up who are fighting against our high and mighty leader. Not fucking cool. At all. All of this sitting around, watching Food Network and eating cherry popsicles-because grape ones are GROSS-is going to make me fat and lazy and that's not cool, either.

And, John, you need to make your spaghetti. You know -- the kind that had all those peppers and shit in it? Fucking awesome that was. Or peanut butter and jelly with a glass of milk because you can't have a pb&j without milk. Apparently people drink that with soda. What the shit. You're fucking stupid if you do.

Spence makes the best pb&j, though. I know this for a fact.

And, Dominic, I know you're sitting around here somewhere. I made you a new hat. I know you missed having one.

AND ROGUE -- you bitch -- you owe me some edible glitter, a fucking coffee and some catch up on Nip/Tuck using awesome illegal torrents.

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	_seismic 2008-01-10 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Why the fuck are you encouraging that asshole to cook? Do you want us all poisoned? Is it made out of paper? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	aom_npc_nine 2008-01-10 06:39 am UTC (link)
	It was good spaghetti. You have to admit that! There is no other kind of material out of which you make hats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_seismic 2008-01-10 07:41 am UTC (link)
	He can't cook for shit. You're not helping convince him of that, either. Alright, Captain. You want to make me wear a retarded fucking paper hat, I'll do it. But only in private. (Reply to this) (Parent)

deathbecomesher
2008-01-10 10:23 am UTC (link)

Okay, enough already. The fuck are you? You're not Wicked. You're not a zombie. If you're a shapeshifter, you got your information from somewhere. So what are you? Long lost twin? Duplicate? Some really believable illusion? Because if you really want to keep insisting you're Wicked, we can go draw up a circle, summon the spirit of the real Wicked and have her tell you what she thinks of you.

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	absorptions 2008-01-10 10:42 am UTC (link)
	Gwen? I know I'm not this crazy. You're dead. I'm not at the Lair. And I'm sure as hell not coming back while some someone's playing some sort of sick joke. (Reply to this)